Private houseplant care · By waitlist
In-home care for serious collections. Visits on a set schedule, root-zone watering tuned to each specimen, and one specialist who knows every plant in your house by name.
A mature collection fails slowly and quietly — a pest population three weeks ahead of you, a root ball that outgrew its pot last spring, a corner that lost its light when the tree outside filled in. The work is noticing.
Moisture is checked at the root zone, not the surface. Every specimen gets its own interval, and that interval changes with the season, the light, and the heat coming off your vents in January.
Scale, thrips, fungus gnats, root rot, and light stress are caught at the stage where they're still a five-minute correction rather than a lost plant and a replacement order.
After each visit you receive a short written log: what was done, what changed since last time, and what needs attention before we return. Nothing is left to memory.
Chosen by the size and difficulty of your collection, not by square footage. Every level is a fixed monthly fee — no per-visit billing, no upsells at the door.
$129 / month
$189 / month
$399 / month
The collection record
Your collection is inventoried on the first visit — species, position, light, and watering interval. From then on, the record is the service. It's how a specialist walks into your house and knows exactly what needed doing before they take their coat off.
| Specimen | Position | Light | Interval | Last service | Next action |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monstera deliciosaSplit-leaf philodendron | Family room, east | Bright indirect | 7 days | Jul 28 | Stake new aerial root |
| Calathea orbifoliaPrayer plant | Primary bath | Low, filtered | 5 days | Jul 28 | Edge browning — raise humidity |
| Ficus lyrataFiddle-leaf fig | Living room, south bay | Bright, filtered | 9 days | Jul 24 | Rotate 90° · inspect for scale |
| Strelitzia nicolaiGiant bird of paradise | Stair landing | Direct, 4 hr | 10 days | Jul 24 | Repot — root-bound, Sept |
| Hoya carnosaWax plant · 12 yr | Kitchen, north sill | Moderate | 14 days | Jul 21 | In spur — do not prune |
Records are kept per household and shared only with you. We work quietly, on a set schedule, and let ourselves out.
Founding clients
We're opening with a limited number of households so that no specialist carries more collections than they can know well. Founding clients set their schedule first and hold their rate for the first year.